CURRENT LORE

After fleeing from THE BEECAVES, BIG DADDY BOLERO sought to expand his real estate stranglehold to A HAUNTED HOUSE. Deranged pizza man Luigi Primo was hot on his trail, and swore to stop wrestling if he couldn’t win the PARTYWEIGHT TITLE! Luigi won by a hair, breaking the curse of THE HAUNTENING and beginning the process of healing the rift with Mother Worm which Bolero had caused.

Now, Luigi must bring the PARTYWEIGHT TITLE to the VERY CORE OF THE VOLCANO to purge the belt of its remaining DALLAS ENERGY! But Bolero’s number 1 lieutenant — an inexplicably swole college academic named THE PROFESSOR — will do his best to commit PARTY ATROCITIES against the belt! Further WORMCRIME could cause an eruption that could destroy PWR forever. But concerted WORMJOY could cause a GOOD EXPLOSION that could RETURN MOTHER WORM TO THIS REALM!!!

WHICH WAY, MODERN SLAM????!